Mucky Melbourne

Melbourne Truth. Oct 7, 1972 SEX ON STAGE IN NEW STRIP SHOW by Phil Teese A StKilda night club will stage a black mass floor show, based on the real life experiences of the lead dancer. The act will depict the sacrifice of a virgin, and sexual intercourse will be simulated. The lead dancer an choreographer, Tabatha, 22, says she has been involved in real life black mass ceremonies. She told Truth: “The things I saw and became involved with are too much for any human being. It frightened me.” CHANGE “ But I have used these experiences to produce an act that is as close as possible to the real thing. The only part that will be changed will be the sexual intercourse. We will have to simulate that. I saw things in the far east that were unbelievable. At one ceremony, I was cut on the hand. The wound was deep and it bled freely. Then a supposedly magic leaf was rubbed on the cut, and it healed almost immediately. Dozens of Melbourne's top professional men and women tak...

Many years ago, but not as many as you think, there was a guy who would pick up your dunny can from a hole out the back of your outside toilet and replace it with a clean one. It was a shitty job but from stuff I've read it wasn't as bad as it sounded. My mum told me the local dunny guy was so good at it when her mum had the squirts he took the dunny away and replaced it before she spilled a drop of liquid brown. When a house was being built the first thing built was usually the toilet for the tradies to use. That was one reason why the shit collector had a job for years after most outdoor toilets were gone.   As you can see in this photo they were huge and had clips to seal it on the side so the guy could prevent spills. If he spilled any the local council insisted he had to clean it up asap. In the book "The Dunny Man" by John Gardner, it described the end result of the rare spill as "You'd have more gravy on you than a Sunday roast"  The dunn...

Sorry about that, not much has been happening here lately. Real life has been chaotic as fuck. Redundancy, unemployment, new job, Fringe Festival, Comedy festival..... I will try to update stuff here on a more regular basis. Fingers crossed I dont get slack again.